On my soapbox...

mclem0822 · #1 08-09-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK

but I won't preach long. Hard to believe it was 3 years ago this very night when my car accident took place. Quite a few people from here were around on the old ESPN board and may remember it. I was your typical habitual drunk driver that never got caught and thought nothing would ever happen to me. Obviously I was very wrong. I know today how very blessed I am to be alive and have survived through the grace of God.

Please friends, I beg of you...don't drink and drive, it just simply isn't worth. Ok...done preaching

Damn! Your car got f**ed up! Amen to your sentiments bro, drinking and driving is NEVER a wise move. Glad your still around to preach.

Mortimer · #2 08-09-2008, 02:42 PM

Now that's what I call a rag top.

Mortimer · #3 08-10-2008, 10:57 AM

To tell the truth,I think this will be a highly successful thread.

I'm guessing that model Accord did not do well in government roll over testing.

Mortimer · #4 08-10-2008, 11:06 AM

I can see the highway patrolman now:

Good evening,sir.

And where are you off to in such a hurry tonight?

Huh?....say---do I smell alcohol? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put your left foot in...put your left foot out....now do the hoky-poky and shake it all about.

Oh gee..you're not doing very well on this one ,sir.

Please step out of the vehicle.

Come on ,sir...I don't have all night here.

GPK · #5 08-10-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I can see the highway patrolman now:

Good evening,sir.

And where are you off to in such a hurry tonight?

Huh?....say---do I smell alcohol? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put your left foot in...put your left foot out....now do the hoky-poky and shake it all about.

Oh gee..you're not doing very well on this one ,sir.

Please step out of the vehicle.

Come on ,sir...I don't have all night here.

this would be funny if I actually remembered seeing the trooper....