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Old 08-08-2008, 10:28 AM
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The blue clashes with my signature.


I'm a ghost orange......in life I squirted people I didn't like at the dinner table.
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:32 AM
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Carly-poo's invite just went out.


She's going to yell at me...I just know it.
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Old 08-08-2008, 11:53 AM
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I am embracing the orange...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u6rLBmt_0w
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Old 08-08-2008, 11:57 AM
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We look like twins.




In all seriousness..I've seen that movie and guess I'm just not smart enough to absorb the metaphor.

I thought it was a disaster already made.


But fine orange recognition all the same.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:05 PM
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Why thank you

I did have Jimmy cranked up - but you changed colors

We are handsome aren't we
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:07 PM
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Oh I think discriminating ladies here already are quite aware of that.

Did Hendrix do purple?






Oh boy..he did.I forgot about that one.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:10 PM
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Let's do horsey racing.

Wow--where did that come from?




Anyhoo----name the track and the race...I give you the winnah....and if it's a ZC...why I'll tell you that,too.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:17 PM
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I know it seems like a complicated scheme...but it's not.

Let me give you an example:





Mortimer----1st race at the Thistleydowns today.


OK.


Take 6 to win and box 2/6.


























See?
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:19 PM
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Now for those of you racing to your local betting authority...that's the 2nd race at the Thistleydowns....but their first live one...off at 1:26.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:23 PM
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Mr. Serling...how about you,sir?





May I give you a winnah today?
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:24 PM
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Steve?
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:25 PM
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Mortimer----3rd race at the FiggerLakes today.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:26 PM
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EAUXH!!...good form..very good.

Stand by.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:29 PM
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Take the 2 to win...and box it with the 4.


The box cipher looks particularly strong.

By the way....$2 on these bets---OK?


Gluttony will ruin them.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:30 PM
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Will Mauralakana win tomorrow? And no using your Magic 8 Ball!
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:33 PM
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Quote:
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Will Mauralakana win tomorrow? And no using your Magic 8 Ball!

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Ya baby!!







Anyways....no way. Not with Demerol on her.

Take the 6 to place...squiggly chance to win.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:39 PM
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Place?! Only sissies bet to place....oh nevermind.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:43 PM
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Amazing

I will now refer to you as

Mortimer Angel-Mindfrik


Let's try one more..this is much tougher


form first for without form we have chaos


Mortimer Angel-Mindfrik----3 rd race at Newmarket UK today.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:46 PM
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3rd at Sara's Toga.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:48 PM
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Mr. Geeker.......US tracks only ,please...or supply the pp's.

Yipppie Downs too good for ya?



And do you know of a professional handicapper who is right ALL the time?
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