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Old 08-04-2008, 05:00 PM
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OMG!!!!!!!

ROR!!!!!!!!

But Trusty, uhhhhh, Ah think they are measuring themselves, not elephants or whatever ya got going on there.......

Frankly I would be VERY, VERY afraid of that.......
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:01 PM
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Ya just can't simulate the wrap around draw play with 6 inches...can't be done.
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:03 PM
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Franny..what?....no flowers for me today?
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:07 PM
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Such fascination today with as the australians would say
your big cockatoos
your bludgin koala bashers
or your kangaroo pounders.

This is hysterical....
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurusenis#Afrikaans
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:13 PM
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Such fascination today with as the australians would say
your big cockatoos
your bludgin koala bashers
or your kangaroo pounders.

This is hysterical....
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurusenis#Afrikaans

LOL Can I put my Titola between your tits please?? says the Catalanian!
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:14 PM
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The French have a lot of names for penis's cause they are all dicks
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:29 PM
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5 kilometers.
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:47 PM
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5 kilometers.
So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm to lazy to google it.....
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:20 PM
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5 kilometers.
Ya BIG LIAH!!!
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