Really Stupid Question, Need Some Feedback

[GPK]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

If there weren't women in the room, I'd probably put this differntly but what about girls? If you got one, spend a little more time. If not, make it a 2-3 week mission to accomplish, if you catch my drift.

Yeah....go get laid.

[Downthestretch55]

Curt,
It's not really the same but you can learn a lot without losing any money.
Just cap the races you're interested in. Write down the bets you would have made. If you picked winners, good. They'll run again in about three weeks.
If they didn't, look at all the money you saved.
Paper bets are good.
In between the time you have money to gamble with and now...there are good books on handicapping to read.
I don't think anyone has read them all...and they might quench the thirst.

Then, there's always fishing. And at the end of the time you take to do it, you might even have a nice batch to cook and share with the lady that's going to show you the "good time".

[AeWingnut]

Women don't seem to be attracted to guys without large sums of cash.

I'm sure there must be something you could pawn.

I think you are just one hit away. You just have to try harder. I don't know how you can make bets without money. When my online account is runing low I stick to 10 cent supers & $2 win bets. Work it up to a good amount and chuck it all on something over 20-1.

After you lose it all - go fishing.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

Women don't seem to be attracted to guys without large sums of cash.

I'm sure there must be something you could pawn.

I think you are just one hit away. You just have to try harder. I don't know how you can make bets without money. When my online account is runing low I stick to 10 cent supers & $2 win bets. Work it up to a good amount and chuck it all on something over 20-1.

After you lose it all - go fishing.

AeWing...
Now that there is a good theory.
Large sums of cash, large ----.
Heck! Even large fish!
Large whatever....
Guess that's what sells Hummers.

Now, here's another theory. Don't try harder.
Yup! You heard me right.
Did you ever notice that when you try real hard and you've done everything possible, it just isn't there?
Trying harder just sets yourself up for big disappointments.

I've just taken a new job as a non-motivational speaker. I'm scheduled to appear at bus stops and train stations, even on the paddock walking path at Saratoga...seems to me that "motivational speakers" have run their course and it's time for us "non-motivational" speakers to take over.
The title of my presentation, "Just Give Up".
My follow up is, "It Just Ain't Worth It".