Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Now this is exactly why I have a problem with guys posing with female celebrities. First...it's always obvious the celebrity has no idea who the guy is.


And instead of making the guy feel good by having a big ,bright shiny smiley face on----they have one of these.

The "almost smile ,but can't get past the haughty taughty ' Oh fer Gosh Sakes' look".

[Mortimer]

Well I didn't ask to be one, you took that upon yourself.

Well EX-CUUUUUSE ME !

Did I dress up like you to entrap me?

And who had the hammerlock on someone's head between her legs?



Really Morty, you have to be aware of the images your clothing can conjur up, I learned this at the Harlequin convention I just got back from.

ror!!..I'm sure you left early.



note the resembelance here....blue tank top, running shorts


There is none.


There is a gay person NOT in a navy blue tank top and NOT in gray running shorts.





ClarkeBardom, for you, is right around the corner.

[FGFan]

I don't like Clark Bars........











































I prefer Butterfingers!

[Mortimer]

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wait a minute!!..what about featherhands?










ud

[Mortimer]

Yes...featherhands with butterfingers.






That should please you.

[Mortimer]

What a great idea.


I now will incorporate Morty Featherhands and Here'sJhonny into my MORTE'WOLF smut act.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Yes...featherhands with butterfingers.






That should please you.

ROR!!!!!!!!!
























But then again, the feathers would stick and you would have no hands and I would be spitting out feathers all day.

[Mortimer]

fr&l-a!!




It's just FeatherHANDS ma'am....HANDS!!

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

th






wait a minute!!..what about featherhands?










ud

The featherhands always intrigued me.....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

The featherhands always intrigued me.....

Oh you...but that really would be nice toTHUD!!