Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

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I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to go to the swimming thread.







And stay there.

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Reports of mankind fucl<ing Madonna are being denied by her spokespeople.

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They also deny recent reports of womankind doing ,essentially , the same thing.

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The National Association for the Advancement of Forest Creatures vehemently deny having done Madonna en masse.

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Godzilla has scheduled a noon press conferences today supposedly to deny Madonna fucl<ing charges.

[geeker2]

Is anyone denying fucl<ing Liza Minnelli? I'd like to be the first one to do so...






















deny that is















would you Morte?

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Originally Posted by geeker2

Is anyone denying fucl<ing Liza Minnelli? I'd like to be the first one to do so...



deny that is
would you Morte?

Gosh I'm so sorry I missed this.











And her,too.

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Now this is a false hottie.


First...anyone wearing that top would look hot---well almost anyone.

Second....look at how skinny she is...absolutely no hips.And the very low cut shirt......still no sign of boo bee separation.The form you see under the shirt(barely) is merely the old oatmeal stuffing trick.

And what in the world is that icon doing in front of her mouth!?

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I think she's an alien with a bent antenna!