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Old 05-31-2008, 09:38 PM
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Oh now that was delightful!

Very cleverly said...but ,and I know you all are rolling your eyes, I am not returning after leaving here tonight.


I will shut off my pm for the final time now. Regarding that...I have good news and bad news about the erotic photos...I mean good byes pm's.The good news is...I got a bunch of 'em!!


The bad news is they were from,Spydah,Hossy,Coach Pants ,Dave Mayson and...















Phil

and Ethel


Garden.










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Old 05-31-2008, 11:01 PM
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Spinning my final disc from high atop the Franklin Castle..this is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy wishing you all....all the best.


Now you know why I wouldn't give a name,a phone number, nor a photo.


Don't try to visit me....you wouldn't like it here.




Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Heaven's holdin' a half-moon
Shinin' just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
And kick up a little dust

Come on, Mortimer is our friend
He'll vaporize TrueSwine
Come on, 'til the evenin' ends
'Til the evenin' ends

You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your mind fancier, prancer
And you can be my peak

[Instrumental Interlude]



But you don't need no mdf,Sporty Fans
Not with Predtaors by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
Not when you have FunnyCide

Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Oh, come on...




















Let's close our eyes...and we will always be together....in the night----when it's dark.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRXTvKXyaw






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Old 05-31-2008, 11:05 PM
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Please don't go!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKITQ4qhXII

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Old 06-01-2008, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Spinning my final disc from high atop the Franklin Castle..this is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy wishing you all....all the best.


Now you know why I wouldn't give a name,a phone number, nor a photo.


Don't try to visit me....you wouldn't like it here.




Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Heaven's holdin' a half-moon
Shinin' just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
And kick up a little dust

Come on, Mortimer is our friend
He'll vaporize TrueSwine
Come on, 'til the evenin' ends
'Til the evenin' ends

You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your mind fancier, prancer
And you can be my peak

[Instrumental Interlude]



But you don't need no mdf,Sporty Fans
Not with Predtaors by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
Not when you have FunnyCide

Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Oh, come on...



Let's close our eyes...and we will always be together....in the night----when it's dark.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRXTvKXyaw








!!!!!!!

!!!OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Old 06-01-2008, 03:37 PM
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The instrumental interlude was beautifully done.
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Old 06-01-2008, 04:53 PM
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I have his phone number.
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:08 PM
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I have his phone number.
There's something oddly hypnotic about that ...
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:21 PM
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I have redone All The Young Dudes.

I hope you all enjoy it.


I call it ......All The Young Dudes














Well Franny rapped all night about her lemon pie
How her lips pursed and her cheeks nursed and she's 85
She won't even play hand jive
When you're 85

And Debbie's stealing gas from the attendant high on grass
Thebby's got spots from ripping off the paint from her....dupa
Funky little boat race..shown by CoachPants
YouTube man is crazy saying they're all Greda sychophants

Oh man I need NT when I got why me
Oh brother you guessed
I'm a youngster dad

All the old prudes (Hey baby)
Carry the blues (Where are ya)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Stand up Come on)
Carry the blues

All the old prudes (I want to hear you)
Carry the blues (I want to see you)
Wearin' blue hair ,too (And I want to talk to you all of you)
Carry the blues


Now Uncly looks sweet cause she dresses like a queen
But she can kick like a mule it's a real mean team
But we can love oh yes we can love
And my brother's back at home with Old Sighty and her bones
He never got it off on that skinny girl stuff

What a drag too many snags
Now I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
Got to race some retiree to bed
Oh is there old baracudas all around
Or is it in my head

Yeah

I'm a youngster dad

All the old prudes (Hey prudes)
Carry the blues (Where are ya)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Stand up)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (I want to hear ya)
Carry the blues (I want to see you)
Wearin' blue hair,too (And I want to get away from you)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (What prudes)
Carry the blues (Let's hear the blues come on)
Wearin' blue hair,too (I want to kick you)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (Hey you there with the walker)
Carry the blues (Get lost)
Wearin' blue hair ,too (Time for Pace Advantage)
Carry the blues (Go there and be friends)
All the old prudes(Now you all hurry over there)
Carry the blues (Well..what are you waiting for--hurry)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Take Oinkman with you)
All the old prudes (I've wanted to get rid of you all for years)
Carry the blues (There you go)
Warin' blue hair,too (How do you feel)
Carry the blues
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:34 PM
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I am not returning after leaving here tonight.
Oh okay well this is for you, for when you come back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWtUzdI5hlE
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