Snowy Woods

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How do you KNOW everything in your home was not stolen today---and replaced be exact replicas??







You don't.

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Where do bears go to die and haunt that particular area?

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The North Pole.

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If all light were judged to be fair game for state highway patrolmen speeding tickets...........how could they ever catch them???

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Did you know that in Einsteins private time with a handful of intimates......he would say.....'I can't believe they buy that suff!!...ror!!....I'M KIDDING!!"

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I really do think GenuineCrazyLady is Rickey Nelsens daughter.







This would explain her traveling bar room acting gigs.

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I'm still trying to explain away Suffy-poo.









How does one vacay in Iceland???















Brother.















It's the same reason the National Hockey League doesn't expand into South and Central America.....sorta.












Ice in Chile?












Goin' my Uraguay?










That didn't fit----but anyways......











































...........ya just can't grow ice south of the equator.