Snowy Woods

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The FROZEN ONE has made it known that "LeBron James teams are not desperate."



























Uh...if Boston loses tonight...they have another day.


If LEBRON JAMES' team loses.....they don't.













Can you say------------DESPERATE?

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For those of you still here...which is like ---NO ONE......let's allow our frustrations to come out....sniff fresh kill in the air...



...and then take in burning frangipani oil:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDo9t53eb1s

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Dickey Betts was once said to have slaughtered a live cow in a field due to near starvation.






I guess later in life his wife refused to cook for him.

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How can you write such things as Jesica,Duanes Song and so many others..yet beat your wife and demolish hotel rooms?





Even SnowyWoods cannot answer that one.

[Kasept]

Hey...






Who are you?






And what have you done with Avery?

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!!!!



Avery Smartman got stuck in the Beautiful Mind Chamber.


I am now a very smart man with a beauitful mind.....and dupa.





Don't ya know.

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Really.





Here's a pretty poim by Lord George Gordon.




She walks in beauty



(He begins)



She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

!!!!



Avery Smartman got stuck in the Beautiful Mind Chamber.


I am now a very smart man with a beauitful mind.....and dupa.





Don't ya know.

Hmmmm...

















I'll wait for independant confirmation...





















on the dupa.

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I hope this is Snowy Woods worthy.

Without question...it's one of those things I wish I had done.


OOOOOOOOOO




If not, I'll just stick my pud in my zipper.



Oh my God.











ROR!!

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Gosh LateFires..I forgotten all about that fine work---shame on me.






No wonder I hate people.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Gosh LateFires..I forgotten all about that fine work---shame on me.






No wonder I hate people.

You know Lloyd Carr used that in a press conference once?

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

You know Lloyd Carr used that in a press conference once?

Did he really?



Ya know...even though his game coaching skills were diminishing....you have shown me there was much more to him than I thought.

The administration should be shot for hiring that fool in his place.

[Late Fires]

That was a fine call on "Will the Circle be Unbroken" in the FieldGoalFan thread.

I had not heard that in quite some time.

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

That was a fine call on "Will the Circle be Unbroken" in the FieldGoalFan thread.

I had not heard that in quite some time.

Thank you so much....it's an all timer for me.


You know---it has to be done right.






It's like hearing Jessica Simpson do Oh Holy Night.

Magnificent song....but with her----it just don't work.