Frank's Energy Drink vs Dutrow Juice

[Mortimer]

oh ahm jist an okie from muskogee....we don't smoke no mary-wanees


we are all a bunch a good ol' fellers


jist make sure billy-bobby don't git yew on yer knees


specially in his ol' rat cellar




oh ahm a clean ol' boh from muskogee


ah don't take no lsd


we all jist smoke on our ol' stogie


and stay away from ol' Billy-Bobby