Frank's Energy Drink vs Dutrow Juice

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Ain't she a honey?











BARF

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Hossy---you can use this if you want.

It's by Billy Bo Blackwood..called........ah luv yer azz




ah smelt yer hair

even though you ain't here

when ah touch yer skin

ah know'd war ahd been







(chorus)




baaabyyyyy ya knock me down

fer a count a ten

them ah git up again

ya really pult the rug out from under me..ah feel lak a clown






















Beautiful.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I can't stop laughing.

EAUHX!!


Good one!

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This one's by Tim Didley...called.......ah miss ya sa much




HA-WAAAAAH!!

HA-WAAAAAH!!

HA-WAAAAAH!!



AH MISS YER AZZ SA MUCH AH WANNA STICK A FORK IN MAH BELLY






































Oh God....I'm crying.

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And who could ever forget this heart stabber by Billy Rayburn IncomeTax ReturnCheck:




yew don't swallers








ooooh baby...yew git on over here

yew let yer man give yew some lovin'

brang yew a case a beer

yew know'd ah was not funin'





that night whan ah told you hold tight

and yer tits met mah face

ah got me one big ol' woody

yew know what tew dew now














I have to stop with the country love songs.......my heart is floating.

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But just one more.


Tammy Flynetty's.......ah wont you ta squart me with mustard




Oh geez...I can't do it.

I'm a pile of tears now.

I'm sorry,Hossy.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

And who could ever forget this heart stabber by Billy Rayburn IncomeTax ReturnCheck:




yew don't swallers








ooooh baby...yew git on over here

yew let yer man give yew some lovin'

brang yew a case a beer

yew know'd ah was not funin'





that night whan ah told you hold tight

and yer tits met mah face

ah got me one big ol' woody

yew know what tew dew now














I have to stop with the country love songs.......my heart is floating.

i like this one- im gettin' yer country azz signed- you play a git-tar?

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Yer fucl<in'-aye rat ..mah man.





Har's mah new songy tatle:







Yew stole mah '52 Topps set---ya b!tch

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The thing is..they call this stuff "white blues."


Black bluesmen say,in retort....."Good----you keep that mess as far away from us as possible."