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Old 05-13-2008, 09:51 AM
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These phony punks today pale in comparison.

That's very true.

My favorite part of this e-mail is the title..." I think I'm leaving, but I'm crying too hard to tell. " In all seriousness, that HAS to be the name of some absurd country tune.





I am thinking of leaving the forum. Someone named DowMorris is being
extremely cruel to me for some reason and referring to me as a "beast". The
only thing I did was win 4 tracks the other day and qualified for a berth in
the KOTH. This sick puppy apparently thinks he knows me from somewhere, but
he doesn't. I simply can't handle the way he is treating me on PYPC side.
Wow, what a horrible little man. (Earthlink let me access my old account).
My new account is Oblivious!cableone.net. Thank you for being such a nice
person. It was nice to meet some nice people while I was here, but I won't
allow anyone to cal me a "beast". I am a person for God's sake. Thanks
again.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
That's very true.

My favorite part of this e-mail is the title..." I think I'm leaving, but I'm crying too hard to tell. " In all seriousness, that HAS to be the name of some absurd country tune.





I am thinking of leaving the forum. Someone named DowMorris is being
extremely cruel to me for some reason and referring to me as a "beast". The
only thing I did was win 4 tracks the other day and qualified for a berth in
the KOTH. This sick puppy apparently thinks he knows me from somewhere, but
he doesn't. I simply can't handle the way he is treating me on PYPC side.
Wow, what a horrible little man. (Earthlink let me access my old account).
My new account is Oblivious!cableone.net. Thank you for being such a nice
person. It was nice to meet some nice people while I was here, but I won't
allow anyone to cal me a "beast". I am a person for God's sake. Thanks
again.


!!!!!!!




HIGHLY AMUSING!




I'm not sure what's funnier; your country tuning the title.....the e-mail itself....or your tag line.











I have to go with the e-mail itself.

But it was very close.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:06 AM
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(Earthlink let me access my old account).
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Charlee was hard to beat...I have to admit.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:08 AM
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!!!!!!!




HIGHLY AMUSING!




I'm not sure what's funnier; your country tuning the title.....the e-mail itself....or your tag line.











I have to go with the e-mail itself.

But it was very close.
Wow...I never thought I would see the day that Sir Morty is kissing some behind.....
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:09 AM
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HUH?
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:10 AM
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I guess you missed the fucl<ing azzhole fest.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:11 AM
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And amusing is amusing....if you didn't find those two items I mentioned HIGHLY amusing----well then confine yourself to GardenSnakes classroom....sir.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:43 PM
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Andrew....how can I thank you?

Dropped in on my fav this and that store a little bit ago.



Something caught my eye at the register.....I saw in the lottery card rack lotto tickets with panda bears on them.






I had to look deeper.









They were titled " PANDA-MONEYUM."











I know.













Anyways......the slot they were in was numbered....8.














Someone recently told me that was my lucky number.













I know.





























Anyhooo......I asked..."how much for no. 8?"

















2 dollah...she replied.
















I ordered 4 a the sumb!tches.




































They all lost.
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