Brutal

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When you decide to put strange humans upon a pedestal and make them faultless......you then become piglets wallowing in a sty of follow the sow...and believe me she has no idea where she is going.


So go ahead....keep being a witness to total selfishness and call him the savior.






Excuse me if I refuse to join into your group of frequency jammed bats.

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I guess snot Hossy could be said to have won the guess the score contest.







Bury the man....BrownSugah.

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I'm talking abut YOU,too, Stevie Welsch.

That's right.





"Say...Stevie....can you give me your 5 throw outs for the derby?"


So STEVIE quickly gives the nincompoop Eight Belles as one of those 5.










So....Stevie..............


























.....wud happund!!!!??

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I noticce the usual suspects ( Dr.Ramsey,Hubie Brown and such) do not post about the NBA when yours truly is waxing eloquent. I will give GardenSnake and MainCourse credit for showing guts if not a complete lack of of trace evidence.







They dare not engage me in a battle of insight.









And ,Frankly.....I can't blame the sissies.

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This Stream of Consciouness brought to you by..




....Mrs. Buttersworth's Rub-A-Dub syrup.


The Syrup of Champions.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

!!!!

You betcha...sir!!

PissGargler is teaching kids how to be like him.

Think of it as Gremlins 3.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

PissGargler is teaching kids how to be like him.

Think of it as Gremlins 3.

!!!!

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

PissGargler is teaching kids how to be like him.

Think of it as Gremlins 3.

Morton comes calling and Little
Wank in the Pants is ready and
willing to suckle Morton's left man breast.

Morton is lactating, Pillow gets hard.

this should be interesting after
a direct hit to the nervous system previoulsy.
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