Greet his plane?????
Oh, you are SO sweet! Do you really think I'd ask you to do that though? Course not!
First, you'd have to call the local flower shop and make sure they can make a huge, floral arrangement. Not in the shape of a horse-shoe mind you... he's a tad peculiar that way. A four leaf clover would be good!
Next up, the peppermints! Go online and find those fine, fine peppermints from Ireland. A couple of dozen boxes should do.
The photographer! Almost forgot! Is there a world class photographer nearby? If not you'll have to fly one in.
Red carpet? Check!
Air purifier? I'll get on that.....
Damn, the plane! Call and make sure he's in first class. He doesn't care about that type of thing but I want him to be comfortable.
Let me think of what else I'd need you to do.....
Unless, of course, you want to break my heart.
08-05-2006, 09:33 PM
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