Cannon

[SCUDSBROTHER]

He's warming up.He has hit 2 deep balls the last 2 nights.Cold Ocean air kept them in the house.Should have both been caught,but somehow they botched one(charitable triple.) Tough house to hit them out of at night(unless ya simply throw a horrible fastball right down the middle...Saito say oh no no!)

[SCUDSBROTHER]

HR » LAD: A. Jones (1) ...Canon only needs 30 more.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

HR » LAD: A. Jones (1) ...Canon only needs 30 more.

He's getting rid of that winter fat

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[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

He's getting rid of that winter fat

Sure smiles a lot.If I didn't know different,then I'd think he was deaf-mute.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Sure smiles a lot.If I didn't know different,then I'd think he was deaf-mute.

What? What?

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Dodgers sure go into a coma a lot.Seems their natural state.Just not very good.One thing they know how to do is make an out on offense.They have got this down well.Practice makes perfect.You don't still think they are gunna win this division do you? If Lowe doesn't get a lead by the 2nd inning,then he pretty much is gunna give it up.Wasn't he on a roll the other night,and then he gets lit up in Atlanta.I've never seen such a mentally weak bunch.Andruw fits in perfectly.The only gamer is Furcal.Martin used to be a gamer,but he looks like he realizes they aren't very good.Team Can't hit good pitching.Dog don't hunt,and it ain't gunna anytime soon.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

O.K.,I KNOW IT'S EARLY ,BUT THIS HERE BET IS OVER. Hope for an injury.The only way you're getting out of this is by him not getting his minimum at bats(80% of his career high.)They're starting to bench him once a week.They let him pinch hit in garbage time,and he swung right thru another pitch to strike out (for God knows how many times this year.) This dog ain't gunna hunt for you,and the Dodgers ain't gunna hunt for me.They are crap.When they get embarassed enough,then they hit,but only then....believe me,they are an embarassment.I can write this script.He is gunna get hurt(out of site, out of mind.)Notice how electric lines,and telephone lines are up on poles? O.K.,BUT WHERE ARE SEWER LINES? In the ground(out of site, out of mind.)