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Old 03-21-2008, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
A clock malfunction at Michigan? And Avery's statments are falsehoods? And you wonder why he calls you dumb?

Quit while you're behind, before he gives you another brutal taste of the long knuckle.


A guy walks into a bar with his dog to watch the Penn State-Michigan game. When Penn State hits a field goal, the dog stands on his hind legs and barks three times.

The bartender says, “wow, that’s pretty cool, your dog does that whenever Penn State hits a field goal against Michigan?”

“Yep,” the dog’s owner responds.

When Penn State scores a touchdown, the dog rolls over, sprints around the bar, stands on his hind legs and barks six times.

“Man,” the bartender says, “if your dog does all that stuff when Penn State scores against Michigan, what the heck does he do when Penn State beats Michigan?”

The dog’s owner answers, “How should I know? I’ve only had the dog for eleven years.”

Well, what happened...on the last drive was not a clock malfunction...but a couple plays before the winning touchdown...Lloyd Carr had time added onto the clock for no apparent reason. They scored the winning touchdown with 1 second on the clock. But for the added time, the game is over. Perhaps the added time on teh clock was justified. Don't know.
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