some jokes to start your day

[Danzig]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on
the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made
for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a
circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a
thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the
heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite
end of ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied,

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."

[hi_im_god]

there are funny people.

and then there are people that tell jokes.

but if anyone carries a prop on stage, run for cover.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

there are funny people.

and then there are people that tell jokes.

but if anyone carries a prop on stage, run for cover.