The official "How Else to Ruin the BC" contest

[philcski]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?

* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast