Say Good Bye To Me

[Sightseek]

^^^ what he said.

[paisjpq]

^^^what she said.

^^^what Thebby said she said

[The Indomitable DrugS]

It's demise has been sudden and drastic.

It got so blurry - that instead of rubbing one out to a variety of 20 second porn clips - I actually tried pitching one to a Gwen Stafani music video.

Uh huh, this my sh!t
All you boys jerk ya dicks like this
More than a few times I'll take it up my crack
Pull my hair, slap my ass, make it happen like that
Cause I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl
I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl

[horseofcourse]

I bid you a fond farewell Mortimer...mortimerdexterfoxworthy...predator...or whomever else you deem yourself to be. I have enjoyed every second I have spent with you and have enjoyed your "vaporizations" of me whatever that means to you in your mind. I have zero clue what it means, nor whatever else you type means. I do not know what a thebby is nor a ror nor a pud nor anything else hardly of which you type on these stupid threads.

...I digress....

In the final analysis you have taught me so much through your vaprorizations of myself. I now understand cleveland sports so much more having been witness to your superior mind and a witness to your knowledge. I have divested myself from being a LeBron witness and now just consider myself a witness to you who is Mortimer...predator...mortimerdexterfoxworthy. I often tricked myself into thinking that I had one upped you coming to a boiling head yesterday on the Cleveland yay thread...but once again, your insightful vaporization of myself taught me where things stand. AFter 24 hours to continually think...(which as you know is hard, as after vaporization, the brain takes quite awhile to recover from said vaporization!) I realize how foolish I have been to try to challenge a true master of most things that are in existence.

But if this is really good bye, I can only try to beg you not to go. We all have so much more to learn...especially a non-regular board member like myself. I unfrotunately may try to take you on again, but you have to forgive me...will that not make me better???...simply taking on the best??? That is how I look at things. For example...I laid witness to a Cavs/rockets game where LeBron played well, yet without gooden, Varejao, Sasha, and then even gibson getting hurt...I had to say to myself..."well, mortimerdexterfoxworthy was indeed correct...the Cavs cannot win playing with only one man." It is through revelations like this that I always come back to the fact of how wise Mortimer really is and how his continual vaporizations make me whole.

Mortimer...you complete me.

Please, oh please...say it ain't so!! Please make this only a temporary so long.

[AeWingnut]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Mortimer...you complete me.

horseofcourse...you nauseate me.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

horseofcourse...you nauseate me.

thank you. it isn't all that hard.

(I aim to please!!)

[dylbert]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

^^^ what he said.

Another Morty fan who stands disappointed with his parting... I hope he left forwarding address for his devoted followers.

[Mortimer]

Actually---now that I've read you I would guess he made you look incredibly stupid.He really gets too much credit for things like that..

[dylbert]

From DT member: "I'm thinking the Artisan dude is Mort.. How about you? Seems a bit strange..."

My response: "Dead solid perfect... 26 posts in one day. Good chance it is Mort. And, I really don't read his posts.

Mort is just too unkind and impolite to members here. He intimidates many folks here to point where they leave forum or just retreat. He must see himself as Don Rickles when he is really Andrew Dice Clay.

Thanks for message..."

Meridian_Artisan is second member of my DT iggy list... buh bye, M_A

[dylbert]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Thanks for letting us in on what must be one of many thrilling conversations between you and this mystery poster. Either one of you have any prior history in detective work, because if not you missed your calling. How'd you ever crack that one? Any reason you feel the need to keep mentioning how you don't read his posts and he's on ignore? Who are you trying to convince.......other than yourself?

I keep posting so that others will have intestinal fortitude to speak out about how this forum does not need Mortimer or any other "character" like him. You seem very smitten with him. Do you have "man crush" for departed one?

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by dylbert

I keep posting so that others will have intestinal fortitude to speak out about how this forum does not need Mortimer or any other "character" like him. You seem very smitten with him. Do you have "man crush" for departed one?

Somebody might consider lightening up a bit...life is only as serious as ya choose to take it...but shirley you knew that...

[dylbert]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Somebody might consider lightening up a bit...life is only as serious as ya choose to take it...but shirley you knew that...

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Classic line from movie, Airplane! That should "lighten" this thread. Happy handicapping tonight...

[Mortimer]

William P. Dullest invented I.F.






The poster referred to is nothing more than a repetitive hanger in the stretch.















When he gets that far.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Wow, a detective and a hero. Who knew you are so much more than that tough "turf economist" shell. So let me get this straight, you have Morty on ignore, so you can't read his posts, yet you know that the posts must be so bad that others shouldn't read them. So you're psychic too. And then the hero stuff......It brings a tear to the eye. You have the courage to stick up to the big bad bully and you post so others will have the intestinal fortitude to do the same. Wow.....

Out of curiosity, since the owner of this site, you know the guy that pays the bills here deems Morty alright, why isn't that good enough for you? I mean really, who the phuck are you that you feel like you can determine what this forum needs. When did you start making decisions around here? Well I feel like this board doesn't need characters like you. So hopefully someone reads this and has the intestinal fortitude to speak out about what an idiot you are. Surely if you decided to not post here anymore the overall quality of this site would go down rapidly, but we've had others come and go.

!!!OOOOOOOOO.75!!

[dylbert]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Wow, a detective and a hero. Who knew you are so much more than that tough "turf economist" shell. So let me get this straight, you have Morty on ignore, so you can't read his posts, yet you know that the posts must be so bad that others shouldn't read them. So you're psychic too. And then the hero stuff......It brings a tear to the eye. You have the courage to stick up to the big bad bully and you post so others will have the intestinal fortitude to do the same. Wow.....

Out of curiosity, since the owner of this site, you know the guy that pays the bills here deems Morty alright, why isn't that good enough for you? I mean really, who the phuck are you that you feel like you can determine what this forum needs. When did you start making decisions around here? Well I feel like this board doesn't need characters like you. So hopefully someone reads this and has the intestinal fortitude to speak out about what an idiot you are. Surely if you decided to not post here anymore the overall quality of this site would go down rapidly, but we've had others come and go.

I could not be laughing any harder right now. Obviously, I don't take myself 1/10th as seriously as you take yourself. Mort asserted that he is leaving voluntarily. I can read his comments when when someone chooses to quote him and retort.

All I did was pile on with the folks, who like me, appreciate his self-imposed (and long overdue) exile. If I'm an idiot, as you suggest, please iggy me. I have great exchanges here with many posters. Yes, disagreements do occur. However, these mostly remain civil discussions.

I don't claim hero status -- but I've never backed down from bully. Frankly, Mort bullies here. His distasteful, and mostly off-topic, comments distract from the enjoyment and education this forum seeks to inspire among horseplayers. Again, if you disagree, exercise your freedom of speech rights and ignore me, too.

Santa Anita has $1.2 million carryover tomorrow. That's may more interesting than continuing this message.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by dylbert

I could not be laughing any harder right now. Obviously, I don't take myself 1/10th as seriously as you take yourself. Mort asserted that he is leaving voluntarily. I can read his comments when when someone chooses to quote him and retort.

All I did was pile on with the folks, who like me, appreciate his self-imposed (and long overdue) exile. If I'm an idiot, as you suggest, please iggy me. I have great exchanges here with many posters. Yes, disagreements do occur. However, these mostly remain civil discussions.

I don't claim hero status -- but I've never backed down from bully. Frankly, Mort bullies here. His distasteful, and mostly off-topic, comments distract from the enjoyment and education this forum seeks to inspire among horseplayers. Again, if you disagree, exercise your freedom of speech rights and ignore me, too.

Santa Anita has $1.2 million carryover tomorrow. That's may more interesting than continuing this message.

Here's a hint....continue this message.




You will save lots of money.

[2Hot4TV]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

Actually---now that I've read you I would guess he made you look incredibly stupid.He really gets too much credit for things like that..

Flea!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV

Flea!!!!

I'll bet you embarrass your family at the zoo.

[magic_idol]

See Ya Morty .
But as im a TaoisT you were but a figment of my imagination but what a figment, Have enjoyed your posts you are Superman "bullet Proof"