do you reinforce your mashed potatos with corn?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Now no need to get shirty with me,dear.




How would you handle an Oscar Meyer weiner?

Aaaah but I'm not getting any "way" with you, Morte.

I just wouldn't want to make you chuckle again. That's all.

No point in discussing slowly sliding that thing in and out of my mouth, a little deeper each time, feeling it's weight on my tongue as i circle it and shove it in my mouth again, building up to a kind of frenzied crescendo until finally, finally it just explodes.

Why bother?