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Old 01-13-2008, 12:37 PM
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This is common place among families that are fans of Ohio State.
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:41 PM
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This is common place among families that are fans of Ohio State.
or WVU
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:42 PM
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According to the Bible..it's commonplace amongst us all.





Texas Shorthorns excused...of course.

Cow tipping being the reason.
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:49 PM
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According to the Bible..it's commonplace amongst us all.





Texas Shorthorns excused...of course.

Cow tipping being the reason.
According to the bible God can make women pregnant.
So Morton you have your out. We will call you immaculate
Marty. Blame your vast harem and hordes of offspring on
the Big Guy.
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Old 01-13-2008, 02:37 PM
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Let's stay with trying to figure out how Adam and Eve populated the Earth without having their male and female little ones getting a little too familiar with each other.
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Old 01-13-2008, 05:26 PM
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Let's stay with trying to figure out how Adam and Eve populated the Earth without having their male and female little ones getting a little too familiar with each other.
Ahhh fairy tales.
Santa Claus was
an awful lot of fun
I must admit.

Little bitty 7 lb. 8 ounce
Jesus surrounded with presents.
All that Frankenstein and Murrmaids...
Great stuff.
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Old 01-13-2008, 06:14 PM
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May I suggest staying away from large,open outside areas and steel things?
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Old 01-13-2008, 06:55 PM
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And the esoteric section comes alive again! Welcome back Morty! You have been missed (even by your enemies it seems)!
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