My New License Plate...

[ALostTexan]

"Son, let me get this straight...Yeah, I'll hold you beer as long as you put out that weed...You saw this vehicle coming straight at you, but you don't remember what the make/model/color of the vehicle. But you do remember the license plate sure as day....Son, you do understand that Arizona doesn't require license plates on the front of vehicles....No, son, they don't require them...Yeah, you can wait until 4:00 EST to make your 1 phone call...What, you want to call into a talk radio show about horses???........

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by ALostTexan

"Son, let me get this straight...Yeah, I'll hold you beer as long as you put out that weed...You saw this vehicle coming straight at you, but you don't remember what the make/model/color of the vehicle. But you do remember the license plate sure as day....Son, you do understand that Arizona doesn't require license plates on the front of vehicles....No, son, they don't require them...Yeah, you can wait until 4:00 EST to make your 1 phone call...What, you want to call into a talk radio show about horses???........

no.

he was speeding up from behind me and swerved into my lane. it was a (here's where i take a calculated risk) car. that's all i know.

and i'd appreciate a little more professionalism from you officer. i'm calling white privilege. here's my card.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

no.

he was speeding up from behind me and swerved into my lane. it was a (here's where i take a calculated risk) car. that's all i know.

and i'd appreciate a little more professionalism from you officer. i'm calling white privilege. here's my card.

If he is a Texan as his screen name suggests, I would try Pick-up truck as my calculated risk.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

If he is a Texan as his screen name suggests, I would try Pick-up truck as my calculated risk.

I tell you what, 4/5 on the pickup truck.

[ALostTexan]

OK, then. If this had played out, God_I'm_High would be in jail, and Herkhorse would have burned as much money as everyone betting The Green Monkey. You could still get the job hosting Blinker's Off, though.

I am in Arizona now. There is one vehicle that everyone should have while in Arizona, and I decided to get one in June...

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by ALostTexan

OK, then. If this had played out, God_I'm_High would be in jail, and Herkhorse would have burned as much money as everyone betting The Green Monkey. You could still get the job hosting Blinker's Off, though.

I am in Arizona now. There is one vehicle that everyone should have while in Arizona, and I decided to get one in June...

An air conditioner on wheels with a drivers seat made out of dry ice?

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by ALostTexan

OK, then. If this had played out, God_I'm_High would be in jail, and Herkhorse would have burned as much money as everyone betting The Green Monkey. You could still get the job hosting Blinker's Off, though.

I am in Arizona now. There is one vehicle that everyone should have while in Arizona, and I decided to get one in June...

I don't play chalk.

As for the Arizona car, I hear the best thing to get around Tucson these days is a small helicopter.

[ALostTexan]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

I don't play chalk.

As for the Arizona car, I hear the best thing to get around Tucson these days is a small helicopter.

Even if you had a small helicopter, they would find a way to do construction in the air. Unbelieveable that a city with a population that is now over 1 million still had not grasped the concept of freeways. Only I-10 through the west side of town, and that is all under construction. The highway department has seriously shut down every exit through the center of town, so you have to take the congested access roads to get anywhere...