A Morality Test

[3kings]

Did I have nice shoes on and was there somewhere to place my wallet (those ID's are a pain to replace)? But really I'd save her and at the press conference I would ask people not to vote for her.

[ShadowRoll]

Of course I'd save her. And then parlay my heroism into a high paying assistant flunky post in the Clinton dynasty.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

Of course I'd save her. And then parlay my heroism into a high paying assistant flunky post in the Clinton dynasty.

Which would be great until you committed "suicide"

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by Cardus

Like Craig Livingstone?

Livingstone first got appointed as flunky, and then did Hillary a favor. I'd do it the other way around.

[Downthestretch55]

Wowzer! These responses are too funny! Thanks all.
Now I'm wonderin' what Dubbya is giving Scotty McC (his former press secretary) for Christmas. Perhaps he has something nice for the guy that stated Georgie Shrub lied us into war. I also wonder what Dicky Cheney is going to give to the lovely Valerie Plame.
I DO know what Dubbya is giving his big boned daughter, Jenna. Hint: it looks like it's made of chocolate, fourteen inches long, and it vibrates.
Whoopie!!! Hot times under the Christmas tree!

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Wowzer! These responses are too funny! Thanks all.
Now I'm wonderin' what Dubbya is giving Scotty McC (his former press secretary) for Christmas. Perhaps he has something nice for the guy that stated Georgie Shrub lied us into war. I also wonder what Dicky Cheney is going to give to the lovely Valerie Plame.
I DO know what Dubbya is giving his big boned daughter, Jenna. Hint: it looks like it's made of chocolate, fourteen inches long, and it vibrates.
Whoopie!!! Hot times under the Christmas tree!

GPK would hit it

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

GPK hit it

I told that ho not to tell anyone...

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Wowzer! These responses are too funny! Thanks all.
Now I'm wonderin' what Dubbya is giving Scotty McC (his former press secretary) for Christmas. Perhaps he has something nice for the guy that stated Georgie Shrub lied us into war. I also wonder what Dicky Cheney is going to give to the lovely Valerie Plame.
I DO know what Dubbya is giving his big boned daughter, Jenna. Hint: it looks like it's made of chocolate, fourteen inches long, and it vibrates.
Whoopie!!! Hot times under the Christmas tree!

Ouch! Okay, the truth is, I think Hillary would make a competent prez, and I might even vote for her if she gets the nom, but you've got to admit that stuff like filegate and whitewater makes for ample material for sarcastic humor.

In the interest of equal representation, here's a couple of pictures that always makes me laugh (the latter, sadly, is undoctored):

Love this board...
Good stuff.

And when I need a laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxsIZBiY1uE

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

Ouch! Okay, the truth is, I think Hillary would make a competent prez, and I might even vote for her if she gets the nom, but you've got to admit that stuff like filegate and whitewater makes for ample material for sarcastic humor.

In the interest of equal representation, here's a couple of pictures that always makes me laugh (the latter, sadly, is undoctored):

Actually, Shadowroll, as much as the second photo makes me laugh, too, it's been doctored:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp

(Much as the original joke that started this thread has been, too- I first heard it back in 2004, but with Bush as the subject. Heck, it probably dates back earlier-- "President Grant is trapped under a burning horse carriage... do you try to get him to hold still long enough for the photo exposure to take, or do you resort to sketching the image?)

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Actually, Shadowroll, as much as the second photo makes me laugh, too, it's been doctored:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp

(Much as the original joke that started this thread has been, too- I first heard it back in 2004, but with Bush as the subject. Heck, it probably dates back earlier-- "President Grant is trapped under a burning horse carriage... do you try to get him to hold still long enough for the photo exposure to take, or do you resort to sketching the image?)

I stand corrected (and shame on me because Snopes is one of my favorite sites). Now you've got me re-thinking that whole Florida thing...

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

Ouch! Okay, the truth is, I think Hillary would make a competent prez, and I might even vote for her if she gets the nom, but you've got to admit that stuff like filegate and whitewater makes for ample material for sarcastic humor.

In the interest of equal representation, here's a couple of pictures that always makes me laugh (the latter, sadly, is undoctored):

Shadow,
Too good to not comment.
So...He's holding up a baby striper, at least it looks like one. Probably smells like one. No comment on what Hillary smells like, but after slick Willie gets done with her...OH! Nevermind! She doesn't either. I've heard that hers is a sixteen incher, turbo-vibrates.
What evah gets ya through the night!
And GPK, maybe Hill and Jenna will do a menage a trois. One only hopes, right?

I can't wait until "My Pet Goat" is made into a movie. Seriously, isn't he holding that book upside down?
Too good! Too funny!
Stay tuned...DaHoss will pm me. Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Downthestretch55]

How did I know DaHoss would pm me?
So predictable!

I so crave his approval. Please like me DaHoss.

Puleeeze.

Question...are you helping your mommy pack fudge again this Christmas?

[Mortimer]

DaHoss,


I'm not digging any holes.

Of course not...your holes are preordained.


The ground is frozen and there's six inches of snow on top of it.

At this time of year the 6 inches of snow is a pretty strong indication the ground underneath is not frozen.

Just a helpful point of interest there.




I don't know why you think I look worse.

Ah do.


I'm actually quite handsome and some lady friends have recently told me that I look better than I ever had in the past two years.

Thank my luckies I haven't seen you over those past 2 years ago.........I wouldn't want to see the Lady friends even with bow-wow safe glasses.






Must be all the fitness stuff I've been doing lately.


Uh-oh....another internet olympic decathlon champion.




So I'm confused about what you enjoy.


Frankly I think tic tac toe strategy confuses you.



Does it have anything to do with toe tapping under the bathroom stall wall?

You've played it in public restrooms!!!?




In the immortal words of one of my heros, Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

I thought it was "OW-OW!!!"





I wish you and your family the merriest of holidays.

Oh stop with the disingenuous nonsense.





Please stop stalking me with pm's.

Can't an olympic decathlon champion handle a simple internet pm??

Now I know you guys use your brawn,but did you ever think of blocking him?...or maybe just turning the doggoned thing off all togther? Perhaps a reply via the same method in which you received it??



If you have something to discuss with me, DaHoss, put it out in public for the rest of the board members to see and comment on.


That's great logic....clutter the boards already cluttered with nefarious dilly dally . Do you have a hint on how stupid you are?



Why do you call yourself "The Predator"?

Well......didn't he merely kill you and move on?



I'm so very, very saddened and depressed by you no liking me. I CRAVE you approval. Your words have such profound meaning to me.


See what ahm sayin' about keeping your thoughts private?


Well....maybe not.

Believe me...it didn't sound sa hot.




If you think I care what you think, you are indeed wrong.


Oh you don't have to get snotty.




Wayne's World

Fine work.









OOOOOOOOOO

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Fine work.









OOOOOOOOOO

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Well that's more like it.

(Are you reading this ...Dave Rayson??)





Too kind....but get you own friggin' sandwich.