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Old 11-26-2007, 09:27 PM
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A guy named Jones I believe. Who the hell is Ron Moffett? Sounds like a porn star.
Sigh ... to get your "porn name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the name of the street you lived on as a child.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:30 PM
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Sigh ... to get your "porn name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the name of the street you lived on as a child.

that's pretty funny actually, my name would be "whiskey sunset"
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:39 PM
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Mikey Freeman doesn't sound much like a porn name. More like an AQU trainer...Oh well, I guess I wasn't meant for porn. Probably just as well.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:42 PM
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:43 PM
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Mikey Freeman doesn't sound much like a porn name. More like an AQU trainer...Oh well, I guess I wasn't meant for porn. Probably just as well.
Malibu Frederick...I guess I missed my calling...unless there is a niche for fat, bald 40 year olds..then I'm THERE
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:45 PM
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:48 PM
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:51 PM
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:53 PM
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Your first pet was named Dick? What was it...a goldfish?
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:55 PM
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:04 PM
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are you sure this method works?
I dont see you as a Ginger
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:12 PM
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are you sure this method works?
Um ... you would have a wider, and more diverse, fan base.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:14 PM
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Um ... you would have a wider, and more diverse, fan base.
No offense, but count me out of that fan base
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:17 PM
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I dont see you as a Ginger
i'm grateful for that.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:19 PM
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Your first pet was named Dick? What was it...a goldfish?
No, I didn't read the whole thing completely and I always thought the porn name was your middle name and your childhood street name.

Misty Kedvale would then be my name in this version of the porn name game
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:21 PM
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No, I didn't read the whole thing completely and I always thought the porn name was your middle name and your childhood street name.

Misty Kedvale would then be my name in this version of the porn name game
what a pair we are, Misty and Ginger.

I liked it better when I thought you had a pet named Dick.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:26 PM
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And for any smart asses out there, my middle name is RICHARD, not Dick
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:41 PM
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And for any smart asses out there, my middle name is RICHARD, not Dick
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Old 11-27-2007, 06:19 AM
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holy crap, i'd be rebel cavalier.

good thing i'm not a porn star.
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:04 AM
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Sigh ... to get your "porn name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the name of the street you lived on as a child.

lol my porn name is Candy West. nice!
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