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Old 10-26-2007, 09:55 AM
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" Whya mile and 70? Why not just call it 6 furlongs?"
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" What are furlongs?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:56 AM
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" Dave Mayson is learning his lines. Late Fires is doing his."
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" Why are there so many tv's at the racetrack? How come when I go to a tv store I don't see any racetracks???"
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" I have to go now....the hardware store had no red bush yesterday. Maybe I can find one in front of the backside."
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"Why would I want to pay extra for box seating? I'll sit in a chair, thank you."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:12 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:15 AM
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" I didn't find any red bush but did find a nice crop."
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