Name the next thread title in The Paddock

Mortimer · #1 10-25-2007, 09:54 AM

'I heard someone at the track say that he lost his azz..............??????????"

Mortimer · #2 10-25-2007, 09:55 AM

" Isn't TommyNoChance an opera by a certain 1st baseman?"

Mortimer · #3 10-25-2007, 09:56 AM

"What are front wraps? Are they on the front?"

Mortimer · #4 10-25-2007, 09:57 AM

"Why doesn't everybody hurry when that man says...yoooooooo better hurry!!....they seem to go slower!"

Mortimer · #5 10-25-2007, 10:00 AM

"When a jockey falls off a horsey and go boom...the horsey keeps running. Why doesn't the jockey?"

Mortimer · #6 10-25-2007, 10:02 AM

" Why does a boy jockey have a crop??????...are they really boys??""

Mortimer · #7 10-25-2007, 10:03 AM

"I never heard a bush called a crop before. Does this mean it's more than one bush?"

#8 10-25-2007, 10:03 AM

I saw Jerry Moss in the paddock and what looked like Ken Rudolph. Whoever it was had their head buried in Moss' ass."

NoChanceToDance · #9 10-25-2007, 10:03 AM

"which horseys are faster, brown ones or orange ones?"

#10 10-25-2007, 09:57 AM

"Hold on...are pigs racing because that's what alot of people are yelling at the monitors."

Antitrust32 · #11 10-25-2007, 09:57 AM

"Uncly"