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Old 10-25-2007, 09:45 AM
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"Why does everyone curse and threaten to kill jockeys,horseys and trainers after every race?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:47 AM
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"How can I bet off track if no horseys are there?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:49 AM
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"I was relieved to find out stiffin' a horse was not what I thought it was."
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:49 AM
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"Can someone tell me why you would bet your gut????"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:50 AM
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"There was a guy in the restroom eating his own feces. Kept muttering..I'm Freddy!! Give me mo'!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:51 AM
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"Why does everyone scream at me when I explain what I want to do at the window? Horsey betters are very bad people."
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:52 AM
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"I still don't kno what all those numbers mean on the scoreboard......I guess it's called a tote board.I like tote in the morning with my tea."
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:53 AM
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"Why do they call it a tote board? Is it named after 2MinutesToTote? Who is he?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:54 AM
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'I heard someone at the track say that he lost his azz..............??????????"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:54 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:55 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:55 AM
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"A guy told me when a horsie has front wraps he is an automatic winner. Is this true?"
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