Name the next thread title in The Paddock

[Mortimer]

"I forgot my about my fine AD analysis show.I cannot leave and not do this thing....my fans would be happy...I mean disappointed.I will also be flashing my fine POV from time to time....but I digress.........my thread title question is.....




.........If You Live Near Me I would Like To Possibly Share The Cost Of Making A Pick 6 Thing.I Have My Quarters Saved And Would Like To increase My Chances Of Winning These Monies Involved....Also.......What Are Some of Your Strategies Regarding Wheeling The Field ( What is a field ?) In A Superfectanater??

( What does Wheeling Mean? What is a Superfectanater? Where Do I Live???)

"What is all of this talk of coming off the turf? Are the horses in gangs?"

[Mortimer]

"I would like to know why they allow hangers in the stretch."

"All the talk about pinheads and I didn't find a single one on the ground"

[Mortimer]

"Why are some horses closers? Does this mean they are gay?"

[Mortimer]

" How can I tell where the finish line is?"

[Mortimer]

"Why does everyone curse and threaten to kill jockeys,horseys and trainers after every race?"

[Mortimer]

"How can I bet off track if no horseys are there?"

"A bunch of people were screaming to get up and I did. Nothing happened."

"Who is the guy with the deviated septum that says "And away they go?" Is that you, God?"

"I didn't know so many jockeys fornicated with their mothers. Why is that?"

[Sightseek]

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