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Old 10-16-2007, 02:39 PM
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Hi !!






I saw that...but do enjoy the fact I don't have scroll at all to see who is first in the BCS,USA Toady/Coaches...AP....and yer whatevah.


It's soooo easy to find Ohio State there...at least I think it is.




Don't you?
Yeah Brent Musberger has a vote if I'm not mistaken. 'Nuff said.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:40 PM
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Yeah Brent Musberger has a vote if I'm not mistaken. 'Nuff said.

Oh ...but if it was a SECOND team as number one...then 'nuff woudn't say that...aye?
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:44 PM
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Back to our theme...this from Kim Addonizio:






want a red dress.
I want it flimsy and cheap,
I want it too tight, I want to wear it
until someone tears it off me.
I want it sleeveless and backless,
this dress, so no one has to guess
what's underneath. I want to walk down
the street past Thrifty's and the hardware store
with all those keys glittering in the window,
past Mr. and Mrs. Wong selling day-old
donuts in their café, past the Guerra brothers
slinging pigs from the truck and onto the dolly,
hoisting the slick snouts over their shoulders.
I want to walk like I'm the only
woman on earth and I can have my pick.
I want that red dress bad.
I want it to confirm
your worst fears about me,
to show you how little I care about you
or anything except what
I want. When I find it, I'll pull that garment
from its hanger like I'm choosing a body
to carry me into this world, through
the birth-cries and the love-cries too,
and I'll wear it like bones, like skin,
it'll be the goddamned
dress they bury me in.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:46 PM
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Oh ...but if it was a SECOND team as number one...then 'nuff woudn't say that...aye?
South Florida should be number 1. They defeated Auburn and West Virginia. They haven't played a cupcake schedule like OSU.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:48 PM
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South Florida should be number 1. They defeated Auburn and West Virginia. They haven't played a cupcake schedule like OSU.


God!







Now it's outa the SECOND just to find someone to beat the BigTen.


The thing is...they ain't first...no matter how many shoulda's you coulda.


Yer just jealous of our HO-HO's.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:55 PM
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God!







Now it's outa the SECOND just to find someone to beat the BigTen.


The thing is...they ain't first...no matter how many shoulda's you coulda.


Yer just jealous of our HO-HO's.
Why would I be jealous of a school that has less championships than mine? Who gives a rat's anus about an in-season poll other than the ESPN/Big Ten crowd? Anyone with half a brain knows that the media is slanted towards all things Big Ten.

Troy Smith Heisman winner. As Feminem would say, "LMAO LOL!"
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:57 PM
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I don't even know who your school is!!


At least I'm not ashamed to mention mine!!
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:59 PM
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By the way...we have 6 other Heismans in addition to that one.




How many does your school have?

Whoever they are.
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Old 10-16-2007, 07:05 PM
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South Florida should be number 1. They defeated Auburn and West Virginia. They haven't played a cupcake schedule like OSU.
they are #1 in the computer--not ohio state.

#2, in the computers, lsu. not ohio state. osu is #1 in the bcs standings because the bcs agreed to use both harris and ap polls, not just the computer.


one more reason why we need a playoff system.
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Old 10-16-2007, 07:13 PM
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they are #1 in the computer--not ohio state.

#2, in the computers, lsu. not ohio state. osu is #1 in the bcs standings because the bcs agreed to use both harris and ap polls, not just the computer.


one more reason why we need a playoff system.
They effectively elminated the computer polls with the new formula. The computers only really are the tiebreaker if the polls are split between who is #2. So it all comes down to the idiot voters.
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:02 PM
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They effectively elminated the computer polls with the new formula. The computers only really are the tiebreaker if the polls are split between who is #2. So it all comes down to the idiot voters.

Those idiots also made the computers.
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:29 PM
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Le's show these Johnny Rebs still refighting the Civil War what a REAL NUMBER ONE BAND IN ALL THE LAND looks and sounds like.



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