I Declare A Fun Day

[SentToStud]

OK, Mort, here's your joke.

DaHoss, Mort and Pillow Pants are on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

DaHoss said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).

Then Mort said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Pillow Pants fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now Pillow Pants was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

Pillow Pants replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!"

Play on.