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Old 10-03-2007, 12:19 PM
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You are a VERY bad man. VERY

ror!!

Oh you love it and you know it.


Do ya need instructions here!?
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:23 PM
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YA adon't have to stick with these pairings...just have fun...that's all you HAVE to do!
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:29 PM
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Here's a HAPPY SONG!


EVERYBODY SING!!!!!!!!!






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:37 PM
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So you are saying we can mix and match? This could get fun...


Absolutely.


Anyone who has entered here is fair game.










Just leave me alone you swine.



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Old 10-03-2007, 12:36 PM
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Yes please
You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:38 PM
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You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.
Which lips are you talking about?
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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Which lips are you talking about?

Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:46 PM
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The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.

Good to see the singularity havig fun.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:50 PM
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The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:52 PM
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Now this is so nice to see.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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Ya bored Morty?
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:47 PM
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Ya bored Morty?
MORTE' is never bored!


Here ...have fun....ah wonder if she can cook?


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Old 10-03-2007, 12:51 PM
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hmmm..I guess ya could take Hossy's kissing instruction 2 ways.


I meant it in only the most poetic form of mouth to mouth.



Pillow...you are filthy...surely you are.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:43 PM
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Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.
Oh well I was mistaken. I'm gonna have to decline the Sighty-Poo offer.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:18 PM
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You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.
Not only is he a predator but a teacher of kissy-poo too....watch out ladies!
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:23 PM
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Not only is he a predator but a teacher of kissy-poo too....watch out ladies!


Aw...you.

G'wan.
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