What Mortimer Did For Me

[Mortimer]

Alan Speegish here.



I believe I have the last page of Mortimers Last Will and Commentary.I certainly hope so.It says should CapperZeke finally be embarrassed into replying here...he should keep quiet about any cheating Mortimer did.Maybe Mortimer left CZ something.Ya never know.

He left a gallon of muratic acid to myspace so they may pour it over Dispencersspace.At the very least he hopes that train guard rail breaks.Here's a direct advisery Mortimer left for Dispencer:

"Hey..Dispencer.I'd ditch that photo of you with the crop circle hairdo.Frankly I think it's an alien map showing the location of Roswell .I would also ditch the myspace link.At least newbees would only think your insane."


I hope Mr. Dispencer is reading along at home with us .

Also he notes Hossy better check his signature spelling.Or else the secrets of the ZC's will never be delivered to him.

Here's a note about Dannie and her secret infatuation with bananas.Boy...I don't think I can repeat this one.

WHEW!



He mentions no one should pay attention to Zaff....."Canadian".





I believe this finishes my work here. I hope you are all happy with the reading.Please carry on the unending work in helping to destroy TrueForm...I mean Swine.

I will now go back to my regular duties of being a brilliant writer of fine works.

Please look for my latest book......Yep...BentMahPud:His years as a Piss Boy.







Alan Speegish