What Mortimer Did For Me

Well I did not realize the impact was so massive.

I dont know whether to vomit or have a panic attack.

The creativity shown by the board is quite obvious.
You got Pillow who is just flat out anry, firing off some
extraordinarily witty images to counter words. You
got DrugS, God, the Indian who cleary are thoughtful
who I guess I might describe as some of Morton's "clan".

Perplexed is what I am. Guess its like opera. I understand
it, but the presentation ruins the story. Same with this
phenomena called Morton. The thoughtful horde would
transform to a spineless mass. And the initially soft
basically decayed and started to smell.

I could be entirely wrong.

but i dont think so...

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Well I did not realize the impact was so massive.

I dont know whether to vomit or have a panic attack.

The creativity shown by the board is quite obvious.
You got Pillow who is just flat out anry, firing off some
extraordinarily witty images to counter words. You
got DrugS, God, the Indian who cleary are thoughtful
who I guess I might describe as some of Morton's "clan".

Perplexed is what I am. Guess its like opera. I understand
it, but the presentation ruins the story. Same with this
phenomena called Morton. The thoughtful horde would
transform to a spineless mass. And the initially soft
basically decayed and started to smell.

I could be entirely wrong.

but i dont think so...

Hossy, do you think he has lost his mind?

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Hossy, do you think he has lost his mind?

The prosecution rests their case.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by pgardn

The prosecution rests their case.

Will you please explain why you
are typing in a certain manner?
I feel as if you have been kidnapped
by a fellow forumer....

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Will you please explain why you
are typing in a certain manner?
I feel as if you have been kidnapped
by a fellow forumer....

Easier to read.

Sentences followed by other sentences drawn along seem to be difficult for me (so I might have wrongly assumed others) to read on my screen. 5 or 6 words, as opposed to 11 -15 words per line on a computer screen, appears much easier to get through. My little problem most likely. I went back to read some other posts about Cigar and found it hard to follow the lines that contained a large number of words. Started skipping some good stuff. The I put a blank line in between some of the pieces of a post and it seemed even easier to read. So I thought it might be easier on the eyes of others. Maybe I just need to change some settings on my own computer.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Easier to read.

Sentences followed by other sentences drawn along seem to be difficult for me (so I might have wrongly assumed others) to read on my screen. 5 or 6 words, as opposed to 11 -15 words per line on a computer screen, appears much easier to get through. My little problem most likely. I went back to read some other posts about Cigar and found it hard to follow the lines that contained a large number of words. Started skipping some good stuff. The I put a blank line in between some of the pieces of a post and it seemed even easier to read. So I thought it might be easier on the eyes of others. Maybe I just need to change some settings on my own computer.

I certainly agree that the paragraph would do wonders for some of the longer posts, but whenever I read something that has been artificially shortened it makes me insert a period in my reading long before I should.

Of course I never enjoyed the Haiku because I too, enjoy the run on sentence.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I explained it the other day. He was vaporized. It happens when you mess with a predator. It could have been worse. The last guy vaporized was never the same. He kept thinking about Discreet Cat all hours of the day. Real sick stuff. And he had an habit of doing nasty stuff in peoples shampoo bottles.

God also brought up a great point yesterday. For someone who hates the Morty show so much, Pee-Garden goes out of his way to get front row tickets.

I think you may be onto something with your hypothesis.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I explained it the other day. He was vaporized. It happens when you mess with a predator. It could have been worse. The last guy vaporized was never the same. He kept thinking about Discreet Cat all hours of the day. Real sick stuff. And he had an habit of doing nasty stuff in peoples shampoo bottles.

God also brought up a great point yesterday. For someone who hates the Morty show so much, Pee-Garden goes out of his way to get front row tickets.

Judge.
The prosecution wishes that
the above be added to the
record under the exhibits containing
the mentally challenged turned putrid.

All in good fun, meant absolutely no
harm by it.

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things

Wise.
But this mentality gives insecure individuals
the security that they need to
feel like they function individually.

Originally Posted by pgardn

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things

Wise.
But this mentality gives insecure individuals
the security that they need to
feel like they function individually.

So are you saying what's going on here is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

So are you saying what's going on here is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

Yes. Sort of........
Hoos would believe me to be the good looking girl in the yellow.

OMG IS THAT BAD.

The original is bad enough...
but they squared the bad
in India.

I have completely lost respect
for that country. Lord that is
so bad... Gonna show this to
my daugher. She will have to
change her underwear after the
viewing Im quite sure.

CPR may be in order to quell
the laughter. My wife will have
that task.

Originally Posted by pgardn

Yes. Sort of........
Hoos would believe me to be the good looking girl in the yellow.

OMG IS THAT BAD.

The original is bad enough...
but they squared the bad
in India.

I have completely lost respect
for that country. Lord that is
so bad... Gonna show this to
my daugher. She will have to
change her underwear after the
viewing Im quite sure.

CPR may be in order to quell
the laughter. My wife will have
that task.

Well if that doesn't kill them, this will..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

So are you saying what's going on here is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

i'm not sure exactly what girly men have to do with this, but if you want the subtitled version of that brilliant video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRN...elated&search=

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by pgardn

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things

Wise.
But this mentality gives insecure individuals
the security that they need to
feel like they function individually.

or perhaps it gives those who dont like the group mentality a way to avoid the group mentality?

do you teach psych, or physics? they kinda have similiar spellings, so i want to make sure.

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

or perhaps it gives those who dont like the group mentality a way to avoid the group mentality?

do you teach psych, or physics? they kinda have similiar spellings, so i want to make sure.

F = ma stuff.

Definitely dont like group mauling of
what appear to be easy or convenient prey.
Uneasy feeling when the home team that
I happen to root for starts cheering when
the underepresented opposition has a player
go down etc...

Giant gatherings with the group all chanting
in unison is a powerful sort of addicting scary
at the same time kinda thing.

Nazi sort of momentum that builds,
and then add the God is on our side
to the mix... it gets more thana bit
frightening.

This in no way should be compared to
a silly board but it does, I admit, expose
my willingness to be manipulated to
take what may be deemed an unpopular
stance. Even if I dont really have an
an opinion either way to begin with.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by pgardn

F = ma stuff.

Definitely dont like group mauling of
what appear to be easy or convenient prey.
Uneasy feeling when the home team that
I happen to root for starts cheering when
the underepresented opposition has a player
go down etc...

Giant gatherings with the group all chanting
in unison is a powerful sort of addicting scary
at the same time kinda thing.

Nazi sort of momentum that builds,
and then add the God is on our side
to the mix... it gets more thana bit
frightening.

This in no way should be compared to
a silly board but it does, I admit, expose
my willingness to be manipulated to
take what may be deemed an unpopular
stance. Even if I dont really have an
an opinion either way to begin with.

"That which does not kill you makes you stronger"







Wait...there lurks a predator!!

[Indian Charlie]

woah nellie. i'm neither thoughtful or part of any clan.

one can appreciate another person without being in their 'clan' you know.

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things.

morty happens to be a pretty funny dude who's pretty good at getting under people's skin, especially those with a thin skin that have little to no sense of humor.

maybe you should ask yourself why you let morty get to you. and the rest of his clan as well, i suppose!

Originally Posted by pgardn

. You got DrugS, God, the Indian who cleary are thoughtful
who I guess I might describe as some of Morton's "clan".

Perplexed is what I am. Guess its like opera. I understand
it, but the presentation ruins the story. Same with this
phenomena called Morton. The thoughtful horde would
transform to a spineless mass. And the initially soft
basically decayed and started to smell.

I could be entirely wrong.

but i dont think so...

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

woah nellie. i'm neither thoughtful or part of any clan.

one can appreciate another person without being in their 'clan' you know.

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things.

morty happens to be a pretty funny dude who's pretty good at getting under people's skin, especially those with a thin skin that have little to no sense of humor.

maybe you should ask yourself why you let morty get to you. and the rest of his clan as well, i suppose!

I thought he was funny many times.
But went way too far.
He played the antagonist for
cowards of gossip.
And he genuinely tried to
to be hurtful on occasion.
He knows this.

I realize I have fun playing on
the other side. But I get no pleasure
out of pitting people against each
other. Some obviously are attracted to
this form of communication.

Ahhh but I'm way too serious.

Originally Posted by pgardn

Well I did not realize the impact was so massive.

I dont know whether to vomit or have a panic attack.

The creativity shown by the board is quite obvious.
You got Pillow who is just flat out anry, firing off some
extraordinarily witty images to counter words. You
got DrugS, God, the Indian who cleary are thoughtful
who I guess I might describe as some of Morton's "clan".

Perplexed is what I am. Guess its like opera. I understand
it, but the presentation ruins the story. Same with this
phenomena called Morton. The thoughtful horde would
transform to a spineless mass. And the initially soft
basically decayed and started to smell.

I could be entirely wrong.

but i dont think so...

I know you aren't talking to me. I'm in the Wu-tang Clan, son..and we ain't nothin to f uck with.

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

I know you aren't talking to me. I'm in the Wu-tang Clan, son..and we ain't nothin to f uck with.

The Asian girls you posted for me
was absolutely classic.

But man you can get pis sed off me boy.