Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Late Fires]

Steve,

After reading Morty's heartwarming Dollar Billy poetry and his touching bad date story, coupled with his distaste for gelf and the New York Yankees, I think it would be heartless of you to keep him locked in these rooms.

After all, I believe it was the great Joseph Conrad who said, "All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind."

Your friend,

STEVE HASKIN