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Old 08-07-2007, 08:52 AM
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I know what...borrow KGB .007's sunglasses!




Then you would be Q-L!!
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Old 08-07-2007, 08:59 AM
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Also consider copying Dillingers wit.












Well maybe not.
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:08 AM
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A name change would help a lot,too.




I suggest Fred Garvin.
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:12 AM
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Also learn to swear in French...like.."Yooo coke socare..yooo!!"





And learn to eat with a spaghetti bib.
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:15 AM
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Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:18 AM
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Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.




I think it failed to do so many posts ago.




Continuing it simply is making a statement of protest.

Think of it as my Statue of Liberty.
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:27 AM
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I think it failed to do so many posts ago.




Continuing it simply is making a statement of protest.

Think of it as my Statue of Liberty.
One does what one must. Protest noted.
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Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.
Regarding this petition process...Morty, take a cue from 1960's PAPA Kennedy...$$$$ buys votes...send money from your political action group and you've got mine...
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:42 PM
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Regarding this petition process...Morty, take a cue from 1960's PAPA Kennedy...$$$$ buys votes...send money from your political action group and you've got mine...


Boy you know it.


Presidents and the two houses are bought right in front of everyone's noses....and at every level on down.




It''s an absolute joke the way this place is run anymore....and it's a disgusting insult....a horrific besmearchment mostly upon every guy who has had to fight for this place....and every person who has tried to do the right thing.

I'm sorry,but these things make me sick.



Fucl< each and everyone of those fools running for president...they're running for their own place in history and to line their pockets stuffed by the swine running corporate America today.






So what ahm sayin' is ...it jist ain't somethin' ah kin do.
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:16 AM
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Then get yourself a Honda 450 motorcylce...put a windshield and saddle bags on it.




Fly a raccoons tail from the sissy bar.

Paint an iron cross on the gas tank.







And wear colors on your cut off levi jacket ......" Hell's Rapscallions."
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