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Old 08-02-2007, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
LIE!

Thebby has me locked up in a 7 foot by 7 foot cage in her shed.
I'm only permitted a slice of bread and a cup of water twice a day.

She does however allow me the use of an old laptop and bought me a 3 month membership to BangBus.
She also gives me one sponge bath per week.
I have been made to be her creature.

you little piglet....your punishment for squealing.....no sexy sponge baths anymore!
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