Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Don't worry Morty, you're only missing these gems from Sir DrugS:

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.

Oh boy.






I see syphilis has reached his brain.

I wonder if he realizes that if Jazil had been able to stay off the bottle he would have made Discreet look like PussyCat.


I guess I'm not missing anything over there...thank you Sighty-Poo.








By the way....do you have pretty legs?

[Sightseek]

Ha! Ha!

Just remember...just because it is the paddock, it does not mean the grass is any greenier.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Ha! Ha!

Just remember...just because it is the paddock, it does not mean the grass is any greenier.

Well what in the world is that supposed to mean??

[Mortimer]

Well how about the dupa?....since it does not seem you have pretty legs.







Does the profile suggest a ski slope?



Or does it frump suddenly to the ground?

[Mortimer]

Or better yet just send me a nude photo.


I have to round out my collection here.

[Mortimer]

By the way Sighty-Poo....I have a bottle of Canadian Club.



Why don't you stop by tonight?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Well how about the dupa?....since it does not seem you have pretty legs.







Does the profile suggest a ski slope?



Or does it frump suddenly to the ground?

I think she is beautiful:

http://www.equinephoto-art.com/New%2...EEK5B04TRG.jpg

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I think she is beautiful:

http://www.equinephoto-art.com/New%2...EEK5B04TRG.jpg

Thank you ,Sweetie....but I aleady have one of MommyDearest.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I think she is beautiful:

http://www.equinephoto-art.com/New%2...EEK5B04TRG.jpg

I do have to admit I thought you would fold under direct questioning.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I do have to admit I thought you would fold under direct questioning.

That I could recover from...how I will ever recover from the photos of Drugzie in his Discreet Cat tighty-whities I'm not so sure.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Morty I am considering posting yours and Thebby's address and phone numbers on here. You would know why if you didn't leave your other home.

HIGHLY AMUSING!!








There are powers at work even I am not sure I am aware of...but I have applied for reinstatement.


Please don't ask.....just assume I am me to be unarmed and dangerous.








But I bet Mr. BOO-BEES yells at me.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Morty I am considering posting yours and Thebby's address and phone numbers on here. You would know why if you didn't leave your other home.

Do you think you could wake up Pat Day back there and get him to do some approving for a change?

*snickers*