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Old 07-21-2007, 02:22 PM
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candy- I'll say real maple sugar. If you've ever had "jack wax", you'll know what I'm saying. If you haven't, that's your loss.

games- checkers, chess, bocci, horseshoes (pitching).

collections- antique fishing lures and racing memorobilia.
If you need a horseshoe, just tell me the name of your favorite horse. You can pm me the name and I'll give you the P O Box to mail your certified check to, s&h extra. I'll mail you a shoe. It might not be from your favorite horse but I can guarantee that it has been worn by one of its equine relatives. It might even bring you good luck.
Get em now, as the supply is limited and this offer will not be repeated.
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Old 07-21-2007, 02:25 PM
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...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....
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Old 07-21-2007, 02:28 PM
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...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....
I've also got a pretty good deal on pick up sticks. Just pm me with your favorite color and I'll mail one out. Reasonable prices. S+H extra.
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Old 07-21-2007, 03:55 PM
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...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....
now that's a helluva game...comes with a warning label "Caution-May induce a coma"
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:21 PM
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now that's a helluva game...comes with a warning label "Caution-May induce a coma"


I think it would be fun to play Indian poker via the board.




That's how real men play poker.

Oh well...off to the TopShelfWhiskeyDancers Bar.









I'm excited.
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:28 AM
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efil a teg ot deen selohssa eseht
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Old 07-22-2007, 09:12 AM
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efil a teg ot deen selohssa eseht



Think now NerdyTrailians.....




















...r u done?








I would hope so.

After your thinking time....would you really still want A Ryan ( Mos' Honobur King of Junger) as your defense attorney?????
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:23 AM
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For those of you not following along at home ( and you know who you are) Mr. Ryan and Darden both have the same I M Pie....I mean I M Pee...




....make that S Pee.
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Old 07-22-2007, 04:29 PM
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For those of you not following along at home ( and you know who you are) Mr. Ryan and Darden both have the same I M Pie....I mean I M Pee...




....make that S Pee.
That certainly clarifies!!!
Now, Morty, back to pick up sticks.
I've been working on a very special kind.
They are called "mini" pick up sticks as they're about the same size as toothpicks.
They are 'hand colored" with scented markers so you can hold them to your nose between turns.
And if your teeth need picking, all the better.
These are special order items. Pm for prices. S+H extra.
Ceritified checks only.
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