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Old 07-04-2007, 10:01 PM
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Maybe they just keep the venom on hand incase someone gets bit by a cobra at Turfway. Then they can quickly come up with an antidote to counteract the bite of a Kentucky Cobra
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:04 PM
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Maybe they just keep the venom on hand incase someone gets bit by a cobra at Turfway. Then they can quickly come up with an antidote to counteract the bite of a Kentucky Cobra
How about trainers who get positives have to endure a dose of whatever crap they're putting in these horses?

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Old 07-04-2007, 10:05 PM
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Maybe they just keep the venom on hand incase someone gets bit by a cobra at Turfway. Then they can quickly come up with an antidote to counteract the bite of a Kentucky Cobra

I have heard the Kentucky Cobra can be as deadly as the Adirondack Barking Spider...
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:08 PM
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If Biancone could smoke the venom he probably wouldnt mind. Very rarely do you see him without a cigarette, amazing his barn hasnt been blown up from lighting up within 500 feet of his stable
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:09 PM
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If Biancones horsetrailer ever broke down between Keeneland and Churchill they would have to call in hazmat.
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:11 PM
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If Biancone could smoke the venom he probably wouldnt mind. Very rarely do you see him without a cigarette, amazing his barn hasnt been blown up from lighting up within 500 feet of his stable
Next stop for him may be Arapahoe Park. I can see him now smoking Players and cursing the weather...

Sacre bleu!
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:13 PM
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Next stop Turkey or India for Biancone.

There should be a rule you can only be kicked out of three countries before they consider taking your trainers license
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:31 PM
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Now this is just heresay but I was told Dr. Rod Stewart asked the investigators if they thought he was sexy.
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:36 PM
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The first positive is the deepest

When it comes to Cobra venom hes cursed

When it comes to an inspection its worse
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:05 AM
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Now this is just heresay but I was told Dr. Rod Stewart asked the investigators if they thought he was sexy.
Hilarious stuff PP.
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:42 AM
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Now this is just heresay but I was told Dr. Rod Stewart asked the investigators if they thought he was sexy.
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