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Old 06-11-2007, 07:54 AM
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Yeah, I hate it when Morty calls her "another juiced up, overrated Frankel filly"
Fine work.
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Old 06-11-2007, 07:59 AM
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I would like to say this fine poster has not missed Saratoga in the last 7 years.I have never made my presence known,but this year may be different.



As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:31 AM
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I would like to say this fine poster has not missed Saratoga in the last 7 years.I have never made my presence known,but this year may be different.



As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.

Dragon will be very excited.
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:33 AM
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:36 AM
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As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.
Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:44 AM
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Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.
Oh yes...he's quite the jolly fellow.





But to be accurate....weigh in day is always several pounds less than actual ......and that is in the past.

Just for you I got an up to date reading.




156 on the button.











I do not chew my prey.




I merely kill it and move on.
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Old 06-11-2007, 09:05 AM
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Pinnacle has just made Sniper a 25/1 favorite.
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Old 06-11-2007, 09:14 AM
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Pinnacle has just made Sniper a 25/1 favorite.

May I remind you of David vs Goliath?





I am a highly trained killing machine.

Also skilled in very skilled dirty tactics.







They don't call me Dirty Morty fer nuthin'.









Whch reminds me of something else.













I have forgotten whether I have 1 felony rap ...or two.


So it looks as though Diaper has a question to ask himself.


And that is:









































Do ah feel lucky?
























Well.





















Do ya?






























Diaper?
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:25 AM
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Most fine work there Morty!!
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:25 AM
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156 on the button.
Geesh, you need to eat more.

Here, maybe this will help:

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Old 06-11-2007, 10:50 AM
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Geesh, you need to eat more.

Here, maybe this will help:

Thank you for your concern.


But spread out over a 5 foot 8 inch frame...that is not exactly anorexic.




Dyslexic....yes.

Anorexic...no.
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:52 AM
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Thank you for your concern.


But spread out over a 5 foot 8 inch frame...that is not exactly anorexic.




Dyslexic....yes.

Anorexic...no.
Sorry, Mort. I feel like a fata$$ now. I'm 5'6" and 130. I need to eat less.
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