why are vegetarians so angry?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I disagree actually.

If the "sandwhich artist" behind the counter knows the drill and how to make them right---and you load them up with enough fixins and some ranch dressing---they can be scrum-diddly-ump-chous.

So, I certainly wouldn't say they "taste like ass" --- though, I can't say I've ever tasted ass before either. I've offered to perform such services on Emily once, and she not only refused....but also seemed pretty grossed out about it for minutes afterwards.