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![]() My ROI goes something like this...
I walk into the track, go up to the teller, give him/her half of my money, he takes me outside and kicks me in the nuts.. then I call it a day. ![]()
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![]() That's about it. I get to stand in line waiting to place my $2 wager. But I get to hear Mr. Bigshot brag loudly about his upcoming Lobster Bake at his lakeside retreat after he returns from a coast to coast business trip and how he's gonna bet $50 or $100 on a horse on the upcoming race because he looks so good to his eye.
after the race i cash my ticket and chuckle Mr. Bigshot is outta his bet; if we're not both outta ours. |
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![]() All I want is, once a month, to be taking a funds transfer out of the wagering account and putting it into the savings account, rather than the other way around ....
If I paid too much attention to the volume of "churn" in between in great detail, I'd probably stop wagering ![]()
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts |