TV Coverage: What the heck is going on?

[Merlinsky]

lmao, I totally heart Mario for trying to sell that. If you can get Calvin to say he doesn't prefer being on the rail, it will make my day. These commentators and horsemen are getting punchy. No sleep, nerves, and a mint julep or three. It's a recipe for disaster and I'm loving every minute of it.

ETA: "I think for any Derby, you've got to have racing luck." --Tom Amos. That's no fair, it's like shooting fish in a barrel when they say things like this.