Well Now

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.

(Man...the dog just don't hunt.

What are ya gonna do??)

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by estreetposse

Here's a good one...

A baby seal walks into a club...

... anything but a Canadian ....?

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

(Man...the dog just don't hunt.

What are ya gonna do??)

Well, I sure made a mistake kicking you in the rear. You won't release my foot!

People warned me not to do this for this exact reason.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.

I need some too, please.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I need some too, please.

no problem. i'll even throw in free shipping for you.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

no problem. i'll even throw in free shipping for you.

You're succh a fool BentMyP u d.





You don't have to give Guppy anything to get a free boo-bee squeeze.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

You're succh a fool BentMyP u d.





You don't have to give Guppy anything to get a free boo-bee squeeze.

Careful now.

You don't want to get all excited. But the peanut shell/rubber band jockstrap you're using, while the smallest size available, will no doubt accomodate your enthusiasm.

[Mortimer]

He's got writers...I know he must.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

You're succh a fool BentMyP u d.





You don't have to give Guppy anything to get a free boo-bee squeeze.

Will you pick a name for me already? I'm tired of your fickle attitude.

[Mortimer]

I can hear their little crayons smoking away on the paper...frustrated little demons that they are.

[Cajungator26]

There are pills you can take to eliminate the voices, Morty.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

There are pills you can take to eliminate the voices, Morty.

And how many pills do you take before hitting the streets each evening?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

And how many pills do you take before hitting the streets each evening?

Why do you keep insinuating that I'm a whore? Are you my pimp?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Why do you keep insinuating that I'm a whore? Are you my pimp?

Looks to me that job is BentMyP u d 's .

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Looks to me that job is BentMyP u d 's .

Awww... how sweet... a jealous mortician.

[byalip]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Well I'm not much of a liberal.....definately more of a moderate conservative who is not opposed to exposing slime for what they are...

That's all I can ask for...sounds like you are a thinker who will at least consider learning and maybe changing your mind from time to time. You can hold me to the same standard.

[byalip]

Hey Mort--this guy is DowMorris level stupid, dontcha think?

Almost sounds like GeoPet...hmmmm.

As they say, every village needs an idiot.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by byalip

Hey Mort--this guy is DowMorris level stupid, dontcha think?

Almost sounds like GeoPet...hmmmm.

As they say, every village needs an idiot.

And sometimes they need two.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by byalip

Hey Mort--this guy is DowMorris level stupid, dontcha think?

Almost sounds like GeoPet...hmmmm.

As they say, every village needs an idiot.

I don't know if he's that smart Aunty Cooby.Thank you for your unyielding support of my fine behind.

[Mortimer]

Good evening.

As you know....


...I have ra-turned from another highly successful Great White Hunter trip to Africa.

It's great to be back.



I bagged a small goat and 2 Canadian geese.

I know.

Canadians are really stupid.





Anyhoooo..


...I would like to thank Stevie-poo and even more so ...Thebby. Thebby has been more than swell to me . It seems like I have put her through a lot. I know she must have received hundreds of rat letters from some ofthe little darlings out there.


This is not my place and I have no animosity here.I will leave shortly as I do not want to increase the workload of the finely endowed Thebby.Whatever she's paid ....it's not enough.




I will take a break and allow my fan....I mean my fans to speak.