Well Now

[Cajungator26]

Well, I'll be damned.

Everyone:

Be Nice.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Lets get one thing straight old mortykins.

How long has it been for you...you old baracuda?



You started the crap with me.

Yes...I did.

Fairy nymphs in the enchanted forest haven't stopped laughing since.


You were degrading and mean for no other reason than to get your old balls off.

You haven't seen a pair this admirable since your last yard sale scrum at the nut house.




Your half azz apology was just that a fake piece of crap.

Don't give me your inconcarneable sass.You wouldn't recognize fake if it was up your...................


...oh never mind.




I didn't receive a sincere message from you.

PLEASE hold your breath....and clean that filthy bathroom of yours. CLEAN...CLEAN...CLEAN





Which is why I didn't respond.

I knew I was happy there for some reason.





Don't act like you give a rat's azz whether you are on this board or not.

I am now acting like I give a rats azz whether I am on this board or not.




You came here acting like a troll to people,

A poll may well show differently.





and you will be treated as such.

You only control 3 dweebs in here....big deal.




You got the attention of a few on the board, play with them.

Only the beautiful and intellecual are attracted to me.

I think you've done a fair job in completely failing the membership test.



Don't bring

my name up again.



Oh whatever you say

[Cajungator26]

My nose is big too. If Morty would just lend me the 5 grand to fix it, I'll take care of that problem right now.

By the way... do you two realize that it's Good Friday?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

My nose is big too. If Morty would just lend me the 5 grand to fix it, I'll take care of that problem right now.

By the way... do you two realize that it's Good Friday?

CG.....does that mean if I murdered someone last month it's OK?




Please....don't judge lest you be judged.

[Mortimer]

Professional/big time collegate sports and corporate America know how to suck money out of even the most holiest of holidays....go talk to them.

[byalip]

BUFFY to MORTY: You were degrading and mean for no other reason than to get your old balls off.

MORTY FIRES BACK: You haven't seen a pair this admirable since your last yard sale scrum at the nut house.

COOBY INSERTS HER 2¢: Why, I truly think Barcley Tagg could make good use out of those balls.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by byalip

BUFFY to MORTY: You were degrading and mean for no other reason than to get your old balls off.

MORTY FIRES BACK: You haven't seen a pair this admirable since your last yard sale scrum at the nut house.

COOBY INSERTS HER 2¢: Why, I truly think Barcley Tagg could make good use out of those balls.

rule-eng un ze flour!!!





leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

CG.....does that mean if I murdered someone last month it's OK?

Depends on WHO you murdered.

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Please....don't judge lest you be judged.

I'm not judging anyone. Now, where is my 5 grand?

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

My nose is big too. If Morty would just lend me the 5 grand to fix it, I'll take care of that problem right now.

By the way... do you two realize that it's Good Friday?

Hello. I know it is good Friday which is why I must leave for a bit. I have to get some work done.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Let us pray for those nice Catholic priests who are so holy on the days they should not be doing strange things.

I'm not Catholic.

[Mortimer]

CG.....Wouldn't you like to know.




And I thought differently.





And ,finally, I have no idea.

[Mortimer]

I'm not Catholic.

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Oh....denomination sensitive...aye?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I'm not Catholic.

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Oh....denomination sensitive...aye?

Nah... big difference, though. A topic for another forum, perhaps.

I'm still waiting on my 5 grand. I will be holding 'ILoveYou' hostage until I get it. Wait... that would be bad for everyone else. I think I'll let him go and exchange him for 'IHateYou' when Thebby gives him back.

[Mortimer]

Ah wonder if Nurse Ratchet is available for CheapWhiskeyDancing?




Nah...no whiskey is that cheap.

[Mortimer]

I guess that answer was incorrect.