Perhaps a little more respect and a little less intolerance might be in order

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

You are very kind....but do I know you??