I'm Sick Of Shaving

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.

what's that joke again about why a dog licks his balls?? because he CAN!

[dr. fager]

Originally Posted by Danzig

what's that joke again about why a dog licks his balls?? because he CAN!

I had to get rid of my monkey...I was jealous

monkey.jpg