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Old 03-30-2007, 09:11 AM
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:12 AM
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One of the greatest lines I ever heard in film came from Willie Nelson . . .

"She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

It may have been he and Redford in a bar scene in Electric Horeseman with Jane Fonda.

Seems appropriate here.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:13 AM
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Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
Something tells me we're going to have a great time next weekend. LOL
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:13 AM
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One of the greatest lines I ever heard in film came from Willie Nelson . . .

"She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

It may have been he and Redford in a bar scene in Electric Horeseman with Jane Fonda.

Seems appropriate here.
It's ironic that you just said that... I heard that line last night and laughed my ass off.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:17 AM
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Something tells me we're going to have a great time next weekend. LOL

As I said, we'll have to leave numerous obnoxious phone messages for Kev.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:20 AM
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Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.




By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:25 AM
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Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:38 AM
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Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.




By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.
pfft

another man who can't operate a tape measure. you don't count every little line as an inch there mort!!!
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:39 AM
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Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
what's that joke again about why a dog licks his balls?? because he CAN!
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:40 AM
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Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:




The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...


...Thebby.






And it was good.






The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...


...popopopopopop......



BOOM







BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!







And Thebby broke out into joyous song:





Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;


Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;


All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,


The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!








And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....


....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....





...and we are left to wonder why....
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:41 AM
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all that for a quarter...wow
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:42 AM
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Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:




The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...


...Thebby.






And it was good.






The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...


...popopopopopop......



BOOM







BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!







And Thebby broke out into joyous song:





Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;


Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;


All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,


The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!








And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....


....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....





...and we are left to wonder why....
young frankenstein...madeline kahn...she was an absolute treasure!! altho i liked her song from blazing saddles much more.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:44 AM
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I'd like to say ...blow me....but it's a little too obvious.
if this post isnt worthy of 5 rattles, then i dont know what is. Classic!
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:45 AM
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what's that joke again about why a dog licks his balls?? because he CAN!

I had to get rid of my monkey...I was jealous

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Old 03-30-2007, 09:45 AM
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Too funny... I'm dying to try that on a guy. The idea of torture just appeals to me. J/K

hmmm was this your pic in that "This is Me" Thread...
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You don't have to shave your legs every day...Not comparable.
Oh you most certainly do, any stubble is gross.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:51 AM
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An now I MUST leave.


For Thebby is near.







And I do not possess the courage to face her wrath.













Oh boy.












Never mind.














All the best,
MORTE'
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:54 AM
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Don't leave, Morty!

You were well behaved on this thread. I'm certain that Thebby will forgive you.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:56 AM
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