Jokes To Offend Everyone

[hi_im_god]

Because she was a woman.

[magic_idol]

33. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

A little girl walks in on her mother having a shower and asks, “Mommy, what's that?” The mother says, “Oh, that's a vagina, sweetie.” The girl asks, “When do i get one?” The mother says, “You already have one, silly.”

Later, the little girl walks in on her dad having a shower. She asks, “Daddy, what's that?” “Oh, that's a penis,” replies the dad. She asks, "When do i get one?"

“About 10 minutes after your mom leaves.”

BEST JOKE EVER.

[Grits]

Oh damn, that is vile, that is sick.................damn that's bad.

[GenuineRisk]

Man asks his coworker, Steve, what his secret with women is. Steve says, "While she's undressing in the other room, I take out my d*ck and I hit it against the dresser until it goes numb. Keeps me stiff for hours and hours."

Man goes home and waits for his wife to arrive, figuring he'll surprise her with a marathon afternoon delite. Hears his wife come in and go into the bathroom. Pulls out his d*ck and starts hitting it against the dresser. From the bathroom, his wife says, "Steve? Is that you?"

[Grits]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Mission accomplished.

Your joke was hilarious!!!!!!! I've heard worse, and told worse. Yours was a gem.