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Here's a very old one, hopefully suitably offensive....
A husband arrives home. His wife is standing right there when he opens the front door. The husband is carrying a duck. Wife: What's with the duck? Husband: This is the dog I've been having sex with. Wife: That's not a dog, that's a duck. Husband: I wasn't speaking to you. |